EXCLUSIVE: Q&A w/ Five Star Economic Czar M Langlaard III In A Bid To Build Amazon HQ2 On The Mississippi River

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By Banrep Rearden

Last week, Amazon announced their intention to open a second major US headquarters (HQ2) somewhere in the country, invoking some good ol’ fashioned Minnesota bribery. 

The void of any specifics since then surrounding who was there or what exactly was offered to Amazon by There Is No Crony Capital Club of Minnesota has sent much of local media into a frenzy of useless speculation to create the illusion of journalism.

We do know State Five Star Economic Czar M Langlaard III organized an emergency meeting with There Is No Crony Capital Club of Minnesota overnight, drafting and delivering an offer to Amazon by the next morning — based on some very authoritative sources.

The bid involved a new level of unity between Minneapolis and St. Paul, an offer to build HQ2 on the Mississippi River, equally benefiting both sides of the metro and creating a ceasefire of economic warfare.

Following the leak, Five Star Economic Czar M Langlaard III reached out to clarify and expand on the situation in this unedited Q&A:

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